Today an Eejit became a Man by Tina Enright Today an eejit became a man Shaved for the first time Caught a hold of the cool can, Full of shaving foam, Smelling of mint Of course, only the best razor For the eejit Mach 3, from Gillette - 'the best a man can get' Three blades, on different levels, Oh, the best by far! And guaranteed not to Leave you with a scar Afterwards, you could feel the Stubble on the little 'Mister', This eejit being….... my ten year Old sister!!